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After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like...

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After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like accepting that you will never be mineMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the prospect of telling Cymru the tempremental lion that he may require highly invasive penile surgeryMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the prospect of an STI check after pulling in TwertonMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the prospect of checking my bank account after drunkenly hiring that escort girlMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like any day in the life of a porn industry flufferMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the feeling of anger at when you can't eat any more at an all you can eat buffet.MegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like preparing to sit back down onto the excited lap of the taxmanMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the soothing embrace of a jellyfish - it numbs me to the core and leads directly to a premature deathMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like oh wait sorry I need to actually have a job to understand this oneMegaAwful
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like how Jesus felt after his Ascension when he had to move back in with his Dad.DW MegaAwful

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After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like how Jesus felt after his Ascension when he had to move back in with his Dad.slightly different blue76%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the prospect of telling Cymru the tempremental lion that he may require highly invasive penile surgerydoobleducks65%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the soothing embrace of a jellyfish - it numbs me to the core and leads directly to a premature deathgadzooks65%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the prospect of an STI check after pulling in Twertonbob65%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like any day in the life of a porn industry flufferquadraspaz59%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like oh wait sorry I need to actually have a job to understand this onezeugma57%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like preparing to sit back down onto the excited lap of the taxmanlang170247%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like accepting that you will never be mineEmoRomeo37%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the feeling of anger at when you can't eat any more at an all you can eat buffet.faroutman33%
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like the prospect of checking my bank account after drunkenly hiring that escort girlUnlucky19%

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