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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than...

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than having your corpse teabagged by the victor's hairy scrotumDW MegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than when all of a sudden you find yourself walking through corn fields, everything is sepia toned and you can hear singingMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than smugly walking off after winning & tripping over their zimmer frameMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than knocking yourself out with a takedown Matt Lindland styleMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than remembering that you are only a black belt on Tekken 3MegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than getting beaten after you've tipped them out of the wheelchairMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than the unnerving revelation that your foe is made out of semolinaMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than having both your hands fall offMegaAwful
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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than waking up in A&E the next morning with no recollection of what happenedMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than realising your opposition's mother was treated with Thalidomide during pregnancy with himMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than forgetting that you held onto that grenade too long back in 'NamMegaAwful
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than getting a tear in your mankini.MegaAwful

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than having your corpse teabagged by the victor's hairy scrotumzeugma65%
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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than getting beaten after you've tipped them out of the wheelchairsuperdan49%
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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than smugly walking off after winning & tripping over their zimmer framegeneric username49%
When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than waking up in A&E the next morning with no recollection of what happenedbob37%
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