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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my wife's knockers can be used as a Newton's Cradle.MegaAwful
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my cloathes come back into fashion again.MegaAwful
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till im moaning about 'the youth of today' and telling children its the best time of their lives. Now wheres the tax return MegaAwful
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I'll be able to make up stories about my childhood "living with the dinosaurs" to my grandkidsMegaAwful
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my memory..completely....wait, what was the question?MegaAwful
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my skin looks like a walrus' nut sackMegaAwful
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I get to wear nappies againMegaAwful
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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till Justin Bieber is played on Classic FMDW MegaAwful

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till Justin Bieber is played on Classic FMquadraspaz71%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my wife's knockers can be used as a Newton's Cradle.faroutman71%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I'll be able to make up stories about my childhood "living with the dinosaurs" to my grandkidszeugma65%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I've shredded every last photo lang170250%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my skin looks like a walrus' nut sackbob49%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till im moaning about 'the youth of today' and telling children its the best time of their lives. Now wheres the tax return hoggy49%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I get to wear nappies againgadzooks48%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my memory..completely....wait, what was the question?generic username48%
My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my cloathes come back into fashion again.edd1eb37%

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