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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like...

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like the car will blow up if we go over the speed limitMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Mel Gibson on a tequila fueled rampage, and just like Mel, she's blaming it all on the JewsMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.MegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's just been forced to listen to Josie D'Arby for 48 hours straightMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's not used to having a gun pressed against the base of her skullDW MegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a woman.MegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like manifestations of a haunted past are forcing her harsh braking, frequent stalling and perpetual moaningMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Stevie Wonder - black face paint, a long wig and a hideous pair of sunglassesMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she attended the Mario Kart School of MotoringMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a crippled antelope with one eye wearing oven glovesMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a magic mushroom user on the dodgemsMegaAwful

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Mel Gibson on a tequila fueled rampage, and just like Mel, she's blaming it all on the Jewszeugma75%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's not used to having a gun pressed against the base of her skullblob58%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a crippled antelope with one eye wearing oven gloveslang170257%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she attended the Mario Kart School of Motoringquadraspaz49%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Stevie Wonder - black face paint, a long wig and a hideous pair of sunglassesgadzooks44%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's just been forced to listen to Josie D'Arby for 48 hours straightklipclop37%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a woman.faroutman36%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a magic mushroom user on the dodgemsRepton33%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like manifestations of a haunted past are forcing her harsh braking, frequent stalling and perpetual moaningLarry33%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.derpdederp26%

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