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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I was a judge at the Miss Chernobyl competitionMegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since introduced that horde of zombies to my good friend Mr. ChainsawMegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since Doctor Who's "the Ood" had their faces introduced to a sausage mincer DW MegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I went down on that post-op transgender "girl"MegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I played pin the machete on the prisoner with a tribe of Umbagian nativesMegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since that game of Twister that went horribly horribly wrongMegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I took a tour around Derren Brown's house.MegaAwful
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since Picasso invited me to meet his 'perfect' girlfriendMegaAwful

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since Doctor Who's "the Ood" had their faces introduced to a sausage mincer zeugma68%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since Picasso invited me to meet his 'perfect' girlfriendlang170256%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I played pin the machete on the prisoner with a tribe of Umbagian nativesbob50%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I went down on that post-op transgender "girl"cpw49%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since introduced that horde of zombies to my good friend Mr. Chainsawgadzooks49%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I took a tour around Derren Brown's house.faroutman44%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since that game of Twister that went horribly horribly wrongquadraspaz37%
I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I was a judge at the Miss Chernobyl competitioni like turtles37%

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