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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like...

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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like Kerry KatonaMegaAwful
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a bigger mess than a rent boy farting...MegaAwful
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she got fisted by a tiger during pregnancyMegaAwful
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a Teletubby with a real, working antennaMegaAwful
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she's also tried to abort me by being kicked in the stomach and accidentally pushed down the stairs.MegaAwful
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a giant, unloved, lump of swiss cheeseDW MegaAwful

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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a giant, unloved, lump of swiss cheesegeneric username80%
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a Teletubby with a real, working antennaSteamed Hams59%
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a bigger mess than a rent boy farting...spaceman48%
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like Kerry Katonac64girl44%
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she's also tried to abort me by being kicked in the stomach and accidentally pushed down the stairs.faroutman28%
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she got fisted by a tiger during pregnancygadzooks26%

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