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Early 19th century tampons looked like...

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Early 19th century tampons looked like a clunge full of feathersMegaAwful
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Early 19th century tampons looked like someone decapitated a swanMegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like little paper vagina-hats.DW MegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like small buckets, worn neatly between the thighsMegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like several conveniently grown buboesMegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like they were designed by a man who last saw a vagina at his own birth, and believed periods are a form of punctuationMegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like a servant with bloody fingers.MegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like industry standard paint rollersMegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like strawberry ice lollies, red, on a stick and extremely messy after an hour...MegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like they were about as effective as a small beaver trying to dam The Three Gorges...MegaAwful
Early 19th century tampons looked like bloodstained white lab mice.MegaAwful

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Early 19th century tampons looked like a servant with bloody fingers.slightly different blue75%
Early 19th century tampons looked like little paper vagina-hats.vanillabear71%
Early 19th century tampons looked like small buckets, worn neatly between the thighsgeneric username65%
Early 19th century tampons looked like they were designed by a man who last saw a vagina at his own birth, and believed periods are a form of punctuationgadzooks65%
Early 19th century tampons looked like bloodstained white lab mice.faroutman52%
Early 19th century tampons looked like strawberry ice lollies, red, on a stick and extremely messy after an hour...spaceman49%
Early 19th century tampons looked like they were about as effective as a small beaver trying to dam The Three Gorges...spaceman49%
Early 19th century tampons looked like someone decapitated a swanblobplop44%
Early 19th century tampons looked like several conveniently grown buboesbob37%
Early 19th century tampons looked like industry standard paint rollersquadraspaz37%

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