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What the deuce? That's more revolting than libyaMegaAwful
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than the new Cream Cheese & Chives flavour milkshake from FrijjMegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than sucking rancid camel vomit from the festering anus of a two-months-dead mutilated toddler.MegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than rimming Voldemort.DW MegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than Ann Robinson's vagina trying to do an impression of her face...MegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than some megaphores. Emphasis on 'some'.MegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than a baked bean enema.MegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than 'The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Goatsie.'MegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than the time I drowned a sack full of kiddies in that lake of puréed kittensMegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than that time I asked for 'The Works' in a Vietnamese brothelMegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than the time I had a Freudian slip on a Texas witness stand in the case of U.S. vs. J.R. NoggerMegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than that time I took the family to see an animal ping pong show...in TaiwanMegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than the time I blew chunks into a shot glassMegaAwful

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What the deuce? That's more revolting than rimming Voldemort.cosmic76%
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than the new Cream Cheese & Chives flavour milkshake from Frijjquadraspaz58%
What the deuce? That's more revolting than sucking rancid camel vomit from the festering anus of a two-months-dead mutilated toddler.slightly different blue52%
What the deuce? That's more revolting than 'The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Goatsie.'faroutman44%
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than a baked bean enema.Heinz33%
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than the time I had a Freudian slip on a Texas witness stand in the case of U.S. vs. J.R. Noggergooble29%

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