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When I die I want to go out like Thrush after being treated with Canesten cream... surrounded by pussyMegaAwful
When I die I want to go out like I'm a starfish, giving me a star-shaped coffin due to the wonders of rigor mortisDW MegaAwful
When I die I want to go out like a bossMegaAwful
When I die I want to go out like David Carradine, having the asphyxiwank to end all asphyxiwanks... literallyMegaAwful
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When I die I want to go out like my whole life wasn't dedicated to painting tiny Warhammer models and masturbating over pixelated charactersMegaAwful

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When I die I want to go out like I'm a starfish, giving me a star-shaped coffin due to the wonders of rigor mortisgadzooks65%
When I die I want to go out like a bossfaroutman49%
When I die I want to go out like my whole life wasn't dedicated to painting tiny Warhammer models and masturbating over pixelated charactersblip48%
When I die I want to go out like Thrush after being treated with Canesten cream... surrounded by pussySicko44%
When I die I want to go out like David Carradine, having the asphyxiwank to end all asphyxiwanks... literallySteamed Hams37%

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