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You're such a noob you couldn't even beat a paraplegic at Dance Dance RevolutionMegaAwful
You're such a noob you couldn't even get a 3 kill streak if you were a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.MegaAwful
You're such a noob you couldn't even play Tetris without getting fraggedMegaAwful
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You're such a noob you couldn't even walk on water if you were God's sonMegaAwful
You're such a noob you couldn't even register a score on the punching machineMegaAwful
You're such a noob you couldn't even get the hole in one.MegaAwful

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You're such a noob you couldn't even complete Super Mario with a constant supply of invincibility starsquadraspaz58%
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You're such a noob you couldn't even get the hole in one.faroutman37%
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You're such a noob you couldn't even beat a paraplegic at Dance Dance Revolution:@33%

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