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That was over so fast I thought she didn't wake up...as God said after doing Mary.DW MegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought the 3 hour queue for The Oblivion hardly seemed worth itMegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought I'd been beamed up by aliensMegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought I need to hit the sumbitch who told me thinking of the Pope makes it last longerMegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought maybe I shouldn't have slept with my hypnotist's wifeMegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought there was nothing sensual about that lap danceMegaAwful
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That was over so fast I thought we passed yussain bolt at some point...MegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought we were gona overtake the speed of light...MegaAwful
That was over so fast I thought damn this premature ejaculation problem of hers.MegaAwful
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That was over so fast I thought damn this premature ejaculation problem of mine.MegaAwful

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That was over so fast I thought maybe I shouldn't have slept with my hypnotist's wifebob37%
That was over so fast I thought the 3 hour queue for The Oblivion hardly seemed worth itquadraspaz37%
That was over so fast I thought I'd been beamed up by aliensKaren37%
That was over so fast I thought we passed yussain bolt at some point...default37%
That was over so fast I thought she didn't wake up...as God said after doing Mary.slightly different blue33%
That was over so fast I thought damn this premature ejaculation problem of hers.They call me the Jackhamm29%
That was over so fast I thought there was nothing sensual about that lap danceDisgruntled Punter19%
That was over so fast I thought I need to hit the sumbitch who told me thinking of the Pope makes it last longergadzooks19%
That was over so fast I thought we were gona overtake the speed of light...d19%
That was over so fast I thought damn this premature ejaculation problem of mine.faroutman13%

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