She looked at me like I'd just...

She looked at me like I'd just adopted chicken poop
he | 25/10/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
She looked at me like I'd just suggested skinning a baby with a spoon.
chippo | 04/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
She looked at me like I'd just walked into her living room at christmas & shat on her kids
peter kay | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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She looked at me like I'd just called her grandma
Quadraspaz | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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She looked at me like I'd just Spat in her food
Hhehe | 18/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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She looked at me like I'd just told her she reminded me of Brock Lesnar
blob | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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She looked at me like I'd just defecated on her wedding dress
Zeugma | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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She looked at me like I'd just spoken in fluent Urdu
Zebedee | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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She looked at me like I'd just turned up to a black tie event in a crotchless mankini and a white tie.
Slightly different blue | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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She looked at me like I'd just descended from the Heavens on the mutilated carcasses of babies
Gadzooks | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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She looked at me like I'd just asked if we could try some anal brutality tonight, to spice things up a bit
Alias | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 34
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She looked at me like I'd just said that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!
Faroutman | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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She looked at me like I'd just screamed out OHHH JEROME during sex
Womprat | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
14
She looked at me like I'd just attempted the Roly Poly Filthwagon sex position without any warning
poodle | 28/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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