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She looked at me like I'd just suggested skinning a baby with a spoon.DW MegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just walked into her living room at christmas & shat on her kidsMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just defecated on her wedding dressMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just called her grandmaDW MegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just said that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!MegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just asked if we could try some anal brutality tonight, to spice things up a bitMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just descended from the Heavens on the mutilated carcasses of babiesMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just spoken in fluent UrduMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just screamed out OHHH JEROME during sexMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just attempted the Roly Poly Filthwagon sex position without any warningMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just told her she reminded me of Brock LesnarMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just turned up to a black tie event in a crotchless mankini and a white tie.MegaAwful

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She looked at me like I'd just called her grandmaquadraspaz62%
She looked at me like I'd just defecated on her wedding dresszeugma47%
She looked at me like I'd just turned up to a black tie event in a crotchless mankini and a white tie.slightly different blue44%
She looked at me like I'd just spoken in fluent UrduZebedee41%
She looked at me like I'd just screamed out OHHH JEROME during sexWomprat40%
She looked at me like I'd just walked into her living room at christmas & shat on her kidspeter kay39%
She looked at me like I'd just attempted the Roly Poly Filthwagon sex position without any warningpoodle36%
She looked at me like I'd just descended from the Heavens on the mutilated carcasses of babiesgadzooks34%
She looked at me like I'd just asked if we could try some anal brutality tonight, to spice things up a bitalias33%
She looked at me like I'd just told her she reminded me of Brock Lesnarblob29%

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