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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like...

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I shouldn't have refused a doubles game with me & Superman vs Hulk and Spike DudleyMegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I could clobber someone to death with my swolen tennis elbowMegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like having a long shower to wash away the smell of fear...MegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like a donut - soft and squishy, with red stuff leaking out various holesDW MegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like Andy Murray must feel against Raphael NadalMegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like St. John's Ambulance will tell me I shouldn't have given him first serveMegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like telling Bruce Banner the ball was out wasn't a great idea!MegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like Chicken tonightMegaAwful

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like St. John's Ambulance will tell me I shouldn't have given him first servebob58%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like a donut - soft and squishy, with red stuff leaking out various holesgadzooks54%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like telling Bruce Banner the ball was out wasn't a great idea!lang170242%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I could clobber someone to death with my swolen tennis elbowquadraspaz40%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like having a long shower to wash away the smell of fear...faroutman37%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like Chicken tonightStop it now29%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like Andy Murray must feel against Raphael NadalRepton29%
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I shouldn't have refused a doubles game with me & Superman vs Hulk and Spike Dudleyalias16%

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