Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like...

Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should have never slept with princess peach
sa | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like someone is going to be spending five nights in the death box
blob | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like choosing Bowser was a bad mistake.
Faroutman | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like less of a man than Justin Bieber
jUNKIE | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like my guilty conscience is assuaged over the time I tried to sell him to the local zoo as food
Gadzooks | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like Darth Vader
Ken | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should start calling him dad
defeated | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like the power-up items are stacked massively in the favour of people who suck at it
Bitter dad | 02/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like
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