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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like...

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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like my guilty conscience is assuaged over the time I tried to sell him to the local zoo as foodMegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like less of a man than Justin BieberMegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should start calling him dadMegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should have never slept with princess peachDW MegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like the power-up items are stacked massively in the favour of people who suck at itMegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like someone is going to be spending five nights in the death boxMegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like choosing Bowser was a bad mistake.MegaAwful
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like Darth VaderMegaAwful

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Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should have never slept with princess peachsa58%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like someone is going to be spending five nights in the death boxblob52%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like choosing Bowser was a bad mistake.faroutman44%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like less of a man than Justin BieberjUNKIE44%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like Darth VaderKen40%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like my guilty conscience is assuaged over the time I tried to sell him to the local zoo as foodgadzooks39%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like I should start calling him daddefeated19%
Just got beaten on Mario Kart by my five year old son and now feel like the power-up items are stacked massively in the favour of people who suck at itBitter dad15%

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