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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's much cooler than my other friends, Yoda and the Tooth Fairy MegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the guy that owes me £40 for that hooker I bought him that one time, mary somethingMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's so off his tits on smack he thinks he's the son of God and can perform miraclesMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's always moaning about how his birthday is on Christmas day and people buy him "Joint Presents" all the timeMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just had the cheapest ride ever at a dinner party where the dress theme is characters from Myth and LegendMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just been awarded with a Booker Prize for best fictionMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's supposed to be around here somewhere, it was prophesied.MegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just come out of a long term relationship and his confidence has taken a dent, can you please give him your number?MegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's been sleeping with my mrs, that's why he's up there on that crossMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's got a serious alcohol problem... as soon as he sees water, he turns it to wine, which is why he didn't go down well in AMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's THE man to go to if you're after a fish buttyMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the worlds first human egg timerMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the best imaginary friend a man could ask forMegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's like the Jack Bauer of the new testementDW MegaAwful

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the best imaginary friend a man could ask forDrummond65%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's THE man to go to if you're after a fish buttyMilky Joe65%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's like the Jack Bauer of the new testementCurly Wurly59%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just come out of a long term relationship and his confidence has taken a dent, can you please give him your number?gadzooks59%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's supposed to be around here somewhere, it was prophesied.faroutman58%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's always moaning about how his birthday is on Christmas day and people buy him "Joint Presents" all the timePipeline58%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's so off his tits on smack he thinks he's the son of God and can perform miraclesThe Pope58%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the worlds first human egg timerlang170252%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just been awarded with a Booker Prize for best fictionBlog49%
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just had the cheapest ride ever at a dinner party where the dress theme is characters from Myth and LegendGlob49%

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