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Momma always said life is like a plate of food; not everyone gets it.DW MegaAwful
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Momma always said life is like a kitten - warm and fluffy on the outside, sour and crunchy on the insideMegaAwful
Momma always said life is like a milkshake. Best when chilled and can go sour if things get too heated.MegaAwful
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Momma always said life is like a a box of chocolates - you have to choose the right one, and avoid the unwanted gingerMegaAwful
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Momma always said life is like a is like a stripclub, you can go wherever you want but you'll always find a cuntname54%
Momma always said life is like a milkshake. Best when chilled and can go sour if things get too heated.faroutman49%
Momma always said life is like a kitten - warm and fluffy on the outside, sour and crunchy on the insidegadzooks49%
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Momma always said life is like a soft boiled egg with buttered shoulders. lang170233%
Momma always said life is like a tattoo being inked into your forehead. Constant searing pain and you look worse at the end of itEskimo Joe33%
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Momma always said life is like a plate of food; not everyone gets it.Gregory0%

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