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I haven't panicked this much since I found a lump on my mother's breast with my mouthMegaAwful
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I haven't panicked this much since the last time someone asked to borrow my laptop, before I'd cleared the history..MegaAwful
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I haven't panicked this much since I misheard my wife say she was going to get some M&S items for laterMegaAwful
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I haven't panicked this much since my son said he wanted me to meet his friend Raoul from ballet campbob49%
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