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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like...

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like turning up to a three way with Megan Fox and Katy Perry and not being able to get it upMegaAwful
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like buying a Fleshlight Junior and finding that you still don't touch the sidesMegaAwful
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like having your wife leave you for a paraplegic midget with down syndromeDW MegaAwful
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like being turned down for a NVQ plumbing course because your grades weren't high enoughMegaAwful
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like the father of a heroine addict, sadist prostitute telling you you are no good for his daughterMegaAwful
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like dropping the soap in prison - it's going to hurt, bleed and leave you feeling scarred for lifeMegaAwful

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like having your wife leave you for a paraplegic midget with down syndromealias58%
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like buying a Fleshlight Junior and finding that you still don't touch the sidesi like turtles58%
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like the father of a heroine addict, sadist prostitute telling you you are no good for his daughterTyrone52%
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like turning up to a three way with Megan Fox and Katy Perry and not being able to get it upZebedee33%
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like dropping the soap in prison - it's going to hurt, bleed and leave you feeling scarred for lifegadzooks22%
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like being turned down for a NVQ plumbing course because your grades weren't high enoughGhastly19%

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