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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like...

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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like Kohiro the golden unicorn's advice to eat the floating pink sugarballs is a little shakyMegaAwful
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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like not only can I fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee, I can also hover in mid air like a hummingbirdDW MegaAwful

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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like a pepperamii like turtles65%
Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like not only can I fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee, I can also hover in mid air like a hummingbirdgadzooks37%
Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like Kohiro the golden unicorn's advice to eat the floating pink sugarballs is a little shakydoobleducks22%
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