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Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and I would cease to existMegaAwful
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Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and my car will turn a lovely shade of 10 year old girlgeneric username52%
Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and I may look like Andrew Lloyd Webbers49%
Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and you might as well put me in a blender and serve me with doritosname49%
Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and I would cease to existquadraspaz37%
Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and not only will you have a hell of a time scraping me off the windshield, my vapourised corpse might clog your air inletgadzooks33%
Hit me 40 I'll die, hit me at 30 and I might live, but hit me at 90 and bbq the remains with some rosemary and sage and I'll taste deliciousaqualung33%

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