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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll be able to fart a rainbow like Nyan CatMegaAwful
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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll be able to double the Earth's greenhouse gas emmissions with a single fartDW MegaAwful
I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'm at risk of developing a severe allergy to kryptoniteMegaAwful
I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more my stomach will look like the inside of Skittles packetMegaAwful
I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more my sperm will come out wearing capesDW MegaAwful
I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll turn into Johnny RobinsonMegaAwful
I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll become the queen of watermelons and run off to Mexico with a satsumaMegaAwful

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