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My girlfriend asked if her bum looked big in that dress. I said it looked like...

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My girlfriend asked if her bum looked big in that dress. I said it looked like Mark Henry'sDW MegaAwful
My girlfriend asked if her bum looked big in that dress. I said it looked like 20 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bagDW MegaAwful
My girlfriend asked if her bum looked big in that dress. I said it looked like a cobra swallowed a walrusDW MegaAwful
My girlfriend asked if her bum looked big in that dress. I said it looked like a dwarf in a jeggings sackMegaAwful
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