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This heat is making me thirstier than a tena ladyDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than ole cactus jack & his nule crossing the Sierra. nevadasDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than a child in third world countryDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than a camel in a sweater at the beach on a 95 degree dayDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than an alcoholic in a monasteryMegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than running a marathon after drinking a pint of sandMegaAwful
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This heat is making me thirstier than cured hamWallis72%
This heat is making me thirstier than a camel in a sweater at the beach on a 95 degree dayJenn Haley53%
This heat is making me thirstier than a tena ladyRoninTen48%
This heat is making me thirstier than ole cactus jack & his nule crossing the Sierra. nevadaswilly40%
This heat is making me thirstier than an alcoholic in a monasterygupter39%
This heat is making me thirstier than running a marathon after drinking a pint of sanddupe35%
This heat is making me thirstier than a child in third world countryZaky26%

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