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This heat is making me thirstier than...

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This heat is making me thirstier than My mouth is dryer thang GWC, Grandma Waltons Crotch DW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than a tena ladyDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than ole cactus jack & his nule crossing the Sierra. nevadasDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than a child in third world countryDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than a camel in a sweater at the beach on a 95 degree dayDW MegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than an alcoholic in a monasteryMegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than running a marathon after drinking a pint of sandMegaAwful
This heat is making me thirstier than cured hamDW MegaAwful

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This heat is making me thirstier than cured hamWallis65%
This heat is making me thirstier than a camel in a sweater at the beach on a 95 degree dayJenn Haley44%
This heat is making me thirstier than ole cactus jack & his nule crossing the Sierra. nevadaswilly44%
This heat is making me thirstier than a tena ladyRoninTen44%
This heat is making me thirstier than an alcoholic in a monasterygupter39%
This heat is making me thirstier than running a marathon after drinking a pint of sanddupe26%
This heat is making me thirstier than a child in third world countryZaky26%
This heat is making me thirstier than My mouth is dryer thang GWC, Grandma Waltons Crotch Udo19%

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