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I'm going to punch you so hard your head will spin like the Exorcist and look like the Grudge on crack.MegaAwful
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wish i'd kicked youMegaAwful
I'm going to punch you so hard Mitt Romney would want you to have Obamacare.DW MegaAwful
I'm going to punch you so hard your grandkids will have black eyes.DW MegaAwful
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