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His handshake was so limp Bizkit, I just kept rollin' rollin' rollin'DW MegaAwful
His handshake was so limp I thought I had the wrong appendageMegaAwful
His handshake was so limp on our first date it's like he wasn't even dead.DW MegaAwful
His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with Freddie Mercury's ghostDW MegaAwful
His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a bit of lettuceMegaAwful
His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a carrier bagDW MegaAwful

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His handshake was so limp Bizkit, I just kept rollin' rollin' rollin'lilslugger58%
His handshake was so limp on our first date it's like he wasn't even dead.Dave's Mate33%
His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a bit of lettuceboobles22%
His handshake was so limp I thought I had the wrong appendageSlugger22%
His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a carrier bagDaaaave19%
His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with Freddie Mercury's ghostReggieD0%

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