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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like...

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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like high-quality finely aged horse piss.MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like if water could go bad.MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like did you just jerk off into a can n bringing it to a festivalMegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a bottle of future antidepressants MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a midlife crises MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a sweet sunday stroll through a maze of leoprachans trying to eat their own pubic hairMegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a good ol fashioned afternoon palate rape.MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like like an abortion on valentines day (aw, honey, you shouldn't have)MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like sweet sweet rainbow juice exploded in my mouth n gave birth to a sexy sexy mermaid no wait that's tropical skittles nvmMegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a kesha song...cheap n slutty n full of seamen.MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like they were brewed by Helen KellerMegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like this sauce from this duck I once knew. MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like macaulay culkin pissed (sitting down) into a can of his own feces mixed with ball sweatMegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it was drank by pregnant whore and pissed out of her bastard child and leaked out her belly buttonDW MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like the ash of failureDW MegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it's been filtered through a tramp's sockMegaAwful
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it's pumped via the slums of MozambiqueDW MegaAwful

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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like if water could go bad.FuriousStatic44%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a midlife crises arbitraryducksauce44%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it was drank by pregnant whore and pissed out of her bastard child and leaked out her belly buttonChase of Base44%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a bottle of future antidepressants arbitraryducksauce33%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like sweet sweet rainbow juice exploded in my mouth n gave birth to a sexy sexy mermaid no wait that's tropical skittles nvmarbitraryducksauce33%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a kesha song...cheap n slutty n full of seamen.arbitraryducksauce33%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like they were brewed by Helen Kellerarbitraryducksauce33%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like this sauce from this duck I once knew. arbitraryducksauce33%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like macaulay culkin pissed (sitting down) into a can of his own feces mixed with ball sweatchaze33%
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a good ol fashioned afternoon palate rape.arbitraryducksauce33%

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