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You are so bald...

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You are so bald lice have put a life time ban on your headMegaAwful
You are so bald magpies try and collect your headMegaAwful
You are so bald that you probably pee sitting downMegaAwful
You are so bald that when you put your head between your legs it looks like your giving birth to a cancer patientDW MegaAwful

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You are so bald magpies try and collect your headbobdoon71%
You are so bald that when you put your head between your legs it looks like your giving birth to a cancer patientchaze39%
You are so bald lice have put a life time ban on your headjozyten37%
You are so bald that you probably pee sitting downchaze19%

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