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I ate a vegetarian bean burger and now my farts smell like...

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I ate a vegetarian bean burger and now my farts smell like they came from the last person in a human centipedeDW MegaAwful
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I ate a vegetarian bean burger and now my farts smell like the aftermath of 2 girls 1 cupDW MegaAwful
I ate a vegetarian bean burger and now my farts smell like the inside of a Nazi Zombie's colonDW MegaAwful

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I ate a vegetarian bean burger and now my farts smell like the aftermath of 2 girls 1 cupCharles37%

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