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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a deranged scorpion on methDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Tim Romble wearing his favourite bumming hatDW MegaAwful
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Donald Trump’s uncontrollable sexual appetite DW MegaAwful
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a fart in an elevatorMegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a fart in an elevatorMegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Freddy mercury at an orgyDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than MaddieDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than my victims.DW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than My wrinkly nan sniffing ket in a mental hospitalDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than the oscar curseDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.DW MegaAwful
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than AIDSDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Your mothers pussyMegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Adam Sandler's career.DW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fartDW MegaAwful
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Freddy mercury at an orgyTonebloke72%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fartSolomon Grundy53%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Tim Romble wearing his favourite bumming hatProvokativ6938%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a deranged scorpion on methbsg122%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.Man with no arms22%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Your mothers pussyRick22%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than My wrinkly nan sniffing ket in a mental hospitalJoe19%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than AIDSAIDS man19%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Donald Trump’s uncontrollable sexual appetite Milly Rawles16%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Adam Sandler's career.DuckBoi0%

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