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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than my victims.DW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than My wrinkly nan sniffing ket in a mental hospitalDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than the oscar curseDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.DW MegaAwful
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than AIDSDW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Your mothers pussyMegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Adam Sandler's career.DW MegaAwful
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fartDW MegaAwful
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fartSolomon Grundy45%
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.Man with no arms22%
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