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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like...

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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.DW MegaAwful
Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like blue waffle’s ugly sisterMegaAwful
Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like a dropped trifleDW MegaAwful
Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like A half eaten lion barDW MegaAwful
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like A half eaten lion barSteve the Scouser33%
Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.Chilli22%
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like blue waffle’s ugly sisterRonery man19%

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