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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than my grandad after he had a block of lard spread over his back. DW MegaAwful
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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kidsDW MegaAwful
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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than than the speed of light, proving Einstein wrong.MegaAwful
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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than the cheese at the Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling eventGeoff83%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Roger Rabbit, on a banana skin, pushing Baby Herman's pram down the appartment steps in ToontownJVQ83%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than than the speed of light, proving Einstein wrong.Faroutman81%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Divine Browne with Hugh GrantDMC67%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than terminal velocityLayton59%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a greyhound with a jar of mustard.ColonelT56%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a bicycle with no brakes going down Bathwick hillElvin54%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Vanessa Feltz at a slalom buffetexample50%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kidsclownfish33%
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than my grandad after he had a block of lard spread over his back. R4GE VipeRzZ22%

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