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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like my dick pulling out of Susan Boyle.MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an Old Etonian's job interview.MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wearing feather boa pantsMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like when you mistake your rampant rabbit for your pet oneMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like snowMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a baby's faceMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a million angels kissing your arseMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like spreading poop on a bunnyMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a bubble wrapped cloud on a bed of cotton woolMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a politicians promise - it doesn't hold up and is full of holesMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like cushionMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an England defence in a world cupMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like koala bum hairMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like Elton's baby's arseMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping my ass on a gooses neckMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like licking butter off a butterfly's buttock.MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like obamas foreign policyMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like steamed silkMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like rubbing your anus on a cloudMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter had an affair with a silk worm and produced sheets of grotesquely comfy childrenEP MegaAwful
The Gritty Chimp94%Comments (1)Tweet Report
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like im having a massive stroke in my parietal lobe softness center.MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like glass paper never existedMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like England's defence at the last world cup - expensive, crap and easy to poke your finger through. MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like kittensMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like grabbin a bag full of hamsters and using their pelts as wank tissueMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like it makes me forget that its use is to wipe crap from my body!MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your ass with Bon Jovi's hair.DW MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butterMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a babies faceMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a box of freshly picked apples.MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the sweet sweet embrace of a freshly shaved unicornDW MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like really soft toilet tissueMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like every wipe that precede this one was steel woolMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your arse with a babyMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like it's coated in AnusolMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBSMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like God has licked your ring pieceMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the touch of a hand wearing a satin glove.EP MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being rimmed by a kittenMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a lovely fluffy cloud, gently soaking up the pee and associated toxic substances from your bum!MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like anally humping the cat.MegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being cuddled by a pandaMegaAwful

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being rimmed by a kittenMalevolent100%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter had an affair with a silk worm and produced sheets of grotesquely comfy childrenThe Gritty Chimp94%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like England's defence at the last world cup - expensive, crap and easy to poke your finger through. Carrot92%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like every wipe that precede this one was steel woolwjp92%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your ass with Bon Jovi's hair.buqshui92%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the sweet sweet embrace of a freshly shaved unicornAdult Swim91%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the touch of a hand wearing a satin glove.Jeanine91%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like licking butter off a butterfly's buttock.Baron90%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a politicians promise - it doesn't hold up and is full of holesBatty81%
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like when you mistake your rampant rabbit for your pet oneBunnie78%

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