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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Rooney in a nursing homeMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than David Carradine in a plastic bag factoryMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Princess Leia at a family reunionMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Garry Glitter in a Vietnamese playground.MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a fat person in a cake shopMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a tramp in Bargain Booze with a crisp £10 note.MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Yoda in ChernobylMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Elias Koteas at the scene of an accidentMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a northerner and any kind of pie.MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than George Michael in a toilet blockMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Gary Glitter at HogwartsMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a fish in a shower MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Joseph Fritzel at Cellars R UsMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a polar bear's pet iguanaMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Fred West at an incest conventionMegaAwful
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a guy stranded on a desert island with no handsMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than that time I mistook viagra pills for smartiesMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a goatMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than The Artist Formerly Known As Prince in a Carry On film...MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Wayne Rooney in a retirement villageMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a racist at a football matchMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a sex slave on their day offMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a blind lesbian in a fish shopDW MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a nurse working in the amputated parts collection departmentMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a bishop at a Bar mitzvahMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a eunuch in a sex shopMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Stephen HawkingsMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than mayfly with a curfew.MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than an homely intern in the oval office.MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than the cast of Cats at dried tiger penis eating competition.MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a pastor posing provocatively in a purloined pair of Palin's panties - you betcha!MegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a starlet at the octogenarian billionairs club anual dinnerMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Garry Glitter on a school playgroundMegaAwful

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It's the weekend and I'm randier than mayfly with a curfew.ColonelT93%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a blind lesbian in a fish shopjimp86%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a tramp in Bargain Booze with a crisp £10 note.Adult Swim81%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a northerner and any kind of pie.vanillabear80%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than David Carradine in a plastic bag factoryzeugma76%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Rooney in a nursing homeGav08774%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a pastor posing provocatively in a purloined pair of Palin's panties - you betcha!Carrot74%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Elias Koteas at the scene of an accidentLang170273%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a guy stranded on a desert island with no handsjimp71%
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Fred West at an incest conventionGritty Chimp65%

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