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That drunken text was a worse idea than ignoring that lump on my right bollockMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than having Josef Fritzl '60 minute makeover' my house.MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than than the time I brought those Thorntons liquor choccies to the AA meetingMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than that time I played strip poker with my mumMegaAwful
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That drunken text was a worse idea than the time I asked Paul Gascoigne to come round for some chicken and a beerMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than that time I swapped the salt and sugar round at that Diabetes awareness dinnerMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than doing a 500ft bungee jump with a 600ft bungeeEP MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than going to that aids support group drunk thinking it'd be a laughMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than trying to find out if it is possible to use your blanket as a parachute.MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than trying to revise with this website open...MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than not sharing a Tesco's Finest pizza with your neighbour...MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than going swimming with Michael Barrymore.MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than that one time we decided to holiday in Vietnam and all those Yanks showed up..MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than when Hitler decided to invade Poland.MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than Richard Hammond using his head as a braking systemMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than going on a blind date with someone described by your friend as "curvy"MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than the one that my ex just sent me.MegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than Cora Berger's latest boob augmentationMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than heckling Eric Cantona from the front row of a football crowdMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than playing chicken with carbon control rodsMegaAwful
That drunken text was a worse idea than hiding Shannon Matthews in a bedDW MegaAwful

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That drunken text was a worse idea than doing a 500ft bungee jump with a 600ft bungeeGadzooks96%
That drunken text was a worse idea than trying to find out if it is possible to use your blanket as a parachute.Alice94%
That drunken text was a worse idea than going swimming with Michael Barrymore.Hoggy92%
That drunken text was a worse idea than not sharing a Tesco's Finest pizza with your neighbour...Too Soon90%
That drunken text was a worse idea than that one time we decided to holiday in Vietnam and all those Yanks showed up..Rikki Sixx89%
That drunken text was a worse idea than the one that my ex just sent me.ColonelT82%
That drunken text was a worse idea than hiding Shannon Matthews in a bedLang170281%
That drunken text was a worse idea than Cora Berger's latest boob augmentationLang170277%
That drunken text was a worse idea than trying to revise with this website open...jimp76%
That drunken text was a worse idea than going on a blind date with someone described by your friend as "curvy"vanillabear76%

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