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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like...

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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the biggest mistake of my life coming back to haunt meMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like a sence of achievement knowing I had collected all that human skinMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like looking into the eyes of a 40+ prostitute... Dead insideMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the gentle warmth of sunshine spread through my whole body.MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like looking at pupils again... MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like Chris Brown looking at RihannaMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like looking into your mums... but not as good.MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like when the pack of horny pandas asked me on a date.MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like having my prostate massaged by firefliesMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like all those years as a heterosexual were wastedMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like get out of here I'm having a dump!MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like you didn't know you had jaundiceMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the time when someone dipped a mars bar in batterMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like I wanted to heal all your pain and sadness even though you're obligated by your Eastenders contractMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like staring at your boobs but not as goodMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like seeing the La Brea Tarpits for the very first time.MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like I could see a wonderful future ahead, marriage, children, laughs and giggles, then the Rohypnol started to wear offMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like my oculophilia had reached dizzying new heights.DW MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "there's a cream for that".MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like being raped my a heard of angery badgers with PMSMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "get out the way I'm trying to look at your mate"MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like drinking a pangalactic gargleblasterMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like my boxer shorts filled with warm double creamMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the fact you're my mum and my sister didn't matter anymoreMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the only thing that could disturb this wonderful moment was your rape alarmMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like those RSPCA sirens were wedding bellsMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the fact you were a video game character wasn't holding us back any longerEP MegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like knowing that third bollock would be okMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like staring into the deepest pits of hellMegaAwful

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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like my oculophilia had reached dizzying new heights.Poostache92%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the fact you were a video game character wasn't holding us back any longerjob92%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "get out the way I'm trying to look at your mate"Faroutman90%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "there's a cream for that".Rikki Sixx82%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like I wanted to heal all your pain and sadness even though you're obligated by your Eastenders contractbinary78%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like seeing the La Brea Tarpits for the very first time.ColonelT75%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the only thing that could disturb this wonderful moment was your rape alarmjim75%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like I could see a wonderful future ahead, marriage, children, laughs and giggles, then the Rohypnol started to wear offAndy74%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like drinking a pangalactic gargleblasterFaroutman74%
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the biggest mistake of my life coming back to haunt meElvin65%

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