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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than...

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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Lloyd Christmas and Harry DunneMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Keanu Reeves in... well... every one of his films.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Stan Laurel after a massive dose of horse tranquillisers MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Andy Gray facing Germaine Greer in a live, televised debate. With microphones.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a CreationistMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than half the tossers on the Jeremy Kyle show.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price trying to remember her total number of sexual partners.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a thalidomide victim entering a juggling competitionMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a muteMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a horse being asked to buy a second-hand used car.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Lord Lucan when he sent his holiday video to You've Been FramedMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than ...hang on...could you repeat the question please?MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a stroke victim trying to say his own nameMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price trying to teach Harvey to count to bananaMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price trying to count to bananaMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Helen Keller.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than my pet brickMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Redneck retaking primary school for the 18th timeMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price attempting to fornicate with a set of patio doors. MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Stephen Hawkins, at least he can use a computer to speak!MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price after a frontal lobotomyMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Kerry Katona and Jade Goody love child. MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a semi erec giraffe wearing sunglass and a fake moustache, trying to get into a 'snails only' golf club.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Bush trying to point out Iraq on an inflatable globe with his toy rocket shipMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Sarah Palin attempting to construct a logical statement about absolutly anything...MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Einstein, but look more intelligent than the guy who comes second...MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than someone with downs who had been hit in the face with a spade.MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Dubya Bush misunderarticulating one of his own Bushism's....DW MegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Jade Goody...and she's dead!MegaAwful

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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than ...hang on...could you repeat the question please?Faroutman97%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price trying to count to bananaMedShental92%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Dubya Bush misunderarticulating one of his own Bushism's....Poostache91%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Bush trying to point out Iraq on an inflatable globe with his toy rocket shipbob89%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Redneck retaking primary school for the 18th timeGadzooks89%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Einstein, but look more intelligent than the guy who comes second...Faroutman85%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Stan Laurel after a massive dose of horse tranquillisers Steff85%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than my pet brickbukkake83%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price after a frontal lobotomybob82%
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price trying to remember her total number of sexual partners.vanillabear77%

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