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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like...

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like "Ohhhhhh, my shit is on fire!"MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been ravaged at a meeting of the cardinalsMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I've been fisted by WolverineMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like my dump came out sidewaysMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like a muddy Niagara falls is passing through it every 10 minutes...MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I got a rimjob from a dragonMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like i've been raped by VisceraMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I just shat a brickMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I've just been raped by my Naan.MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like Goatse'sMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone has administered a 1001 hanbanero laced paper cuts... MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like the inside of a pepperami.MegaAwful
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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been bitten by a sharkMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like It could have been used in 'Nam to save on napalm.DW MegaAwful
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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I accommodated a volcanoMegaAwful
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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I accidentally picked up a curling iron instead of my anal beads MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I sat on a cactuarMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Neo Bahamut on itMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I defecated Satan's testaclesMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been rimmed by an electric sander MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Firaga on itMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been dabbed with concentrated sulphuric acidMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Ifrit on itMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like its been ten rounds with Audley. oh wait...it feels fine.MegaAwful

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like It could have been used in 'Nam to save on napalm.Hank the Yank95%
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