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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to have the right weather for a BBQ in EnglandMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the Pope to empty his catheter after midnight mass.DW MegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my erection to go down after accidentally consuming an entire packet of viagraMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like England to win at anythingMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Ricky Gervais to realise he's England's biggest disappointmentMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a good episode of The Only Way is EssexMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to grow my first pubeMegaAwful
Justin Beiber71%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the movie Seven Pounds to get to the pointMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for global warming to hurry up so we can catch some raysMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like a Bath Spa student to learn the alphabetMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a train in autumnMegaAwful
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Madeleine Mccann to turn upMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Scotland to win the World Cup, you just know it's never going to happenMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like trying to make it to the end of Final Fantasy 7 with Aeris still aliveMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for this lead weight to turn into goldMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like fapping until you are just about to splooge and then stoppingMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my AIDS test result.MegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a pissMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Adrian Chiles to show some charismaMegaAwful

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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like trying to make it to the end of Final Fantasy 7 with Aeris still aliveBarret90%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like fapping until you are just about to splooge and then stoppingI like turtles87%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the Pope to empty his catheter after midnight mass.vanillabear82%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my AIDS test result.Faroutman75%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a pissMatt55871%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to grow my first pubeJustin Beiber71%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a good episode of The Only Way is Essexbob69%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Scotland to win the World Cup, you just know it's never going to happenBrrrrrrap62%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Madeleine Mccann to turn upAndy62%
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like England to win at anythingbob59%

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