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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as a Columbian druglord. Crime pays people...MegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as the Bride of Wildenstein's plastic surgeon...MegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as creosoteMegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as the owners of Megaphores.comMegaAwful
Bouncy Castle56%Comments (1)Tweet Report
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Luke Skywalker after telling the bank clerk "You want to give me all of the money in the safe"MegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Emperor Palpatine was after his multiple insurance claimsMegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as weatherspoons chocolate fudge cakeMegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Mel Gibson's local courtsMegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as an overrated, wife beating footballer...or Andy Carroll.MegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Sepp Blatter after the World Cup bidMegaAwful
ohnoheditent77%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as a battered, honey filled all-butter doughnutMegaAwful
spine shattering84%Comments (1)Tweet Report
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Paris Hilton but less skankyMegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Christmas PuddingMegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as one of Bill Gate's nostril hairsDW MegaAwful
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Jose Antonio Martin making a couple of phone calls...MegaAwful

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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Luke Skywalker after telling the bank clerk "You want to give me all of the money in the safe"the force84%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as a battered, honey filled all-butter doughnutspine shattering84%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Emperor Palpatine was after his multiple insurance claimsGadzooks82%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as the Bride of Wildenstein's plastic surgeon...Poostache80%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as one of Bill Gate's nostril hairsLang170278%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Sepp Blatter after the World Cup bidohnoheditent77%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Mel Gibson's local courtsroger75%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Jose Antonio Martin making a couple of phone calls...Poostache75%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as creosotejan62%
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as an overrated, wife beating footballer...or Andy Carroll.jonh59%

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