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This box of freshly picked apples is like that box of dead babies in my garageMegaAwful
This box of freshly picked apples is like THE most premature cider possibleMegaAwful
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the world's biggest apple orgyMegaAwful
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the same number of calories as this TwixMegaAwful
This box of freshly picked apples is like telling the doctor to 'go effing screw yourself'...MegaAwful
This box of freshly picked apples is like a constant phallic reminder of my insatiable virilityMegaAwful
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the blue man group in camouflage hiding from the constabulary DW EP MegaAwful
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This box of freshly picked apples is like THE most premature cider possibleGrasshopper 89%
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the same number of calories as this TwixRocksteady37%
This box of freshly picked apples is like the world's biggest apple orgyShredder29%
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