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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like...

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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the puss that comes out of the warts on your faceMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like George Michael's schlong after a night outMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like my web design abilitiesMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pearsDW MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the putrified vomit of a sea urchinMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroformMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like GG Allins jock strapMegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the inside of an Auschwitz "cinema"MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like in the inside of the 30st man's bauble sackMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like Michael Moore's goochMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the minge of a bubonic plague victimMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...DW MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like mummified sloth corpsesMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!MegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buyMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the political structure of their anus has collapsed.MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoe.......naturallyMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like yesterday's vomitMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcismMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone injected corpse fluid into my sinusesMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the set of 2 girls 1 cupMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like teen spiritMegaAwful
Kurt.... from Glee53%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badgerMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like cheesy hamsterMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like freshly mown grass with a hint of lavender.MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like an improvement actually....MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like dinner time!MegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they sold their ass to the devilMegaAwful

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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...Poostache97%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!crow_dreamer87%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpanon84%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcismPj-Jim83%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buybob bober82%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.Hoggy82%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroformFaroutman82%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pearsEddieB76%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badgerjon71%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like mummified sloth corpsesroygbiv70%

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