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When the probe was inserted I felt as if...

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When the probe was inserted I felt as if they should have at least offered a courtesy reach aroundMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if it was just right.MegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was finally home. Finally home..DW EP MegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was being sodomised by an icicle wielding polar bearMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was being fisted by BarretMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if my tits would fall off.MegaAwful
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When the probe was inserted I felt as if that time I put the gerbil up there was nothing in comparisonMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if someone was playing snooker with my prostateMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was being used as a human pencil topperMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if i was a choir boy againMegaAwful
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When the probe was inserted I felt as if the medical for being a choir boy was surprisingly rigorousMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if the inside of a UFO looked surprisingly like Uncle Roger's garageMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if mooning the UFO had been a bad idea.MegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if there was a party in my rectum and everyone was invitedMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if Rupert Murdoch thought I was a new Sky 'journalist'MegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I'd accidentally stepped too close to Louis ShpenceMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I'd sat on a treeMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was starting to regret sleeping with Fat BastardMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if my inner circle had been penetrated!MegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if they weren't really trying, so asked for a bigger oneMegaAwful

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When the probe was inserted I felt as if the medical for being a choir boy was surprisingly rigorousGadzooks92%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was finally home. Finally home..Edgar92%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if that time I put the gerbil up there was nothing in comparisonFaroutman 87%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if they weren't really trying, so asked for a bigger onejimp85%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was being sodomised by an icicle wielding polar bearOverheat85%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if mooning the UFO had been a bad idea.EddieB82%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if someone was playing snooker with my prostatePriestley2180%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if my tits would fall off.Bouncy Castle71%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if my inner circle had been penetrated!Willem71%
When the probe was inserted I felt as if it was just right.Hoggy70%

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