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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a sin-starved Lucifer in Milton KeynesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Yuffie at the sight of a box of materiaMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a Scotsman that found a halfpennyMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a paedophile in a playground.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a 16-year-old gypsy bride on her wedding day.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Admiral Ackbar in an ambushDW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when I first heard 'Ignition (Remix)' by R KellyMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when the lolrus found had his bucket returnedMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Harvey Price spotting an ice cream vanMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as an 18 year old on his birthday, in Amsterdam...MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Gary Glitter on his way to Disney LandMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as an Autistic boy seeing himself in the mirrorMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Harvey Price on hearing Dwight Yorks voice....MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a Scotsman that found a halfpennyWillem91%
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