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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a sin-starved Lucifer in Milton KeynesMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Yuffie at the sight of a box of materiaMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a Scotsman that found a halfpennyMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a paedophile in a playground.MegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as as a bunch of H20 particles at a temperature of 100 degrees celciusMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a 16-year-old gypsy bride on her wedding day.MegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Admiral Ackbar in an ambushDW MegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Tom Cruise on OprahMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when I first heard 'Ignition (Remix)' by R KellyMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Andy Gray on a date with Jim DavidsonMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when the lolrus found had his bucket returnedMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Harvey Price spotting an ice cream vanMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as an 18 year old on his birthday, in Amsterdam...MegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Gary Glitter on his way to Disney LandMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a chipmunk on LSDMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as an Autistic boy seeing himself in the mirrorMegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Harvey Price on hearing Dwight Yorks voice....MegaAwful
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Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a Scotsman that found a halfpennyWillem91%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when the lolrus found had his bucket returnedFaroutman80%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Admiral Ackbar in an ambushGadzooks79%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as as a bunch of H20 particles at a temperature of 100 degrees celciusToby LeRone77%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as an 18 year old on his birthday, in Amsterdam...Poostache73%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when I first heard 'Ignition (Remix)' by R KellyRikardo el Bongo72%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Harvey Price on hearing Dwight Yorks voice....I'm deaf idiot!69%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Yuffie at the sight of a box of materiaCloud59%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a 16-year-old gypsy bride on her wedding day.hoop50%
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a paedophile in a playground.Bouncy Castle47%

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