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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than Gary Glitter watching Peter PanMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being a 51 year old paperboyMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than the time I tried to take on level 50 in horde mode of Gears of War with only a spoonMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a teenage lad with no hands...MegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than the time I tried to wank left handedMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than playing Tetris and getting non stop L shaped blocksMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than every time I've been at the final boss of a game and realised I've missed something cool or my team is to weak...MegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than Ross in "The One With Ross' Sandwich"MegaAwful
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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than waiting for Emma Watson to get em out on filmMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a no armed gypsy watching a £2 coin roll down a hill..EP MegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being beaten at pinball by a deaf, dumb and blind kidMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than when some random conversation choices forced me into a date with BarrettMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than Gary Glitter watching Ninja WarriorMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a teenage boy forced to wear rubber pantsMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than George Bush reading a dictionamanarrayMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a eunuch in a brothelMegaAwful
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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than that time I couldn't get the square peg through the round hole...DW MegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being a 30 year old virgin in a free bar on the last day of a Club 18-30 holiday. MegaAwful

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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being beaten at pinball by a deaf, dumb and blind kidGadzooks94%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being a 30 year old virgin in a free bar on the last day of a Club 18-30 holiday. Poostache87%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than the time I tried to wank left handedJizz87%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than playing Tetris and getting non stop L shaped blocksGamer Nerd86%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than that time I couldn't get the square peg through the round hole...Faroutman85%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than waiting for Emma Watson to get em out on filmperv75%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than George Bush reading a dictionamanarraydurr73%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a no armed gypsy watching a £2 coin roll down a hill..Poostache68%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than Ross in "The One With Ross' Sandwich"Riko el Conquistador67%
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a teenage lad with no hands...DaveMcNulty65%

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