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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like...

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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she would be the perfect replacement for chamois when I'm cleaning my car, with the sucking ability of a garden vac MegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like a shaved ChupacabraMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like something that crawled out of a dogs arseMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...MegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like Ozzy OsbourneMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the crazy cat lady from SimpsonsMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like Mother Teresa, though less kinky and with more teeth.MegaAwful
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she was raped by Salvador DaliMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the morning result of a vindalooMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she still needs to be put down, humanly of course...MegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like a lovechild between Peter Stringfellow and a cabbageMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like someone drained the insides out of a walrusDW MegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like a 3 month old satsumaMegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like my gran, who's dead...MegaAwful
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the scrotum of an 80 year old man.MegaAwful

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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like Mother Teresa, though less kinky and with more teeth.Ouch Charlie78%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like someone drained the insides out of a walrusbob76%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like a lovechild between Peter Stringfellow and a cabbagebob76%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...EddieB74%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she was raped by Salvador Dalijohn71%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the scrotum of an 80 year old man.Faroutman70%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the crazy cat lady from SimpsonsTed65%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like my gran, who's dead...MedShent62%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she would be the perfect replacement for chamois when I'm cleaning my car, with the sucking ability of a garden vac Lang170260%
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the morning result of a vindaloooof59%

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