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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like it needs more ketchupMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like failureMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you didn't listen.MegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like tuna and chocolate were always meant to be togetherMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like burnt roadkill with grated fecal matter, done badly... MegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like ass.MegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like each individual tastebud in my mouth got a massage WITH happy endingMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like I just got teabagged by your dadMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like Zeus' semenMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like burningMegaAwful
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like something I scraped off my car tyreMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like licking a fat man's armpitMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you injected that deep fried chinchilla with a tiny piece of heavenMegaAwful
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like somebody vomited in a bucket, left it for a few days, baked it in a turd case and served to be with a sprig of parsleyDW MegaAwful

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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you didn't listen.EddieB98%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like each individual tastebud in my mouth got a massage WITH happy endingCarlton87%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like something I scraped off my car tyreJames83%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like Zeus' semengodlike80%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like ass.Rikki Sixx80%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like burnt roadkill with grated fecal matter, done badly... Poostache 78%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like somebody vomited in a bucket, left it for a few days, baked it in a turd case and served to be with a sprig of parsleyLang170274%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you injected that deep fried chinchilla with a tiny piece of heavenbib74%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like burningRalph Wiggum61%
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like failurepokepoke60%

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