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My hangover is so bad I feel like...

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My hangover is so bad I feel like a randy nun with a sandpaper dildo DW MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like A horse's dick DW MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like I was run over by a bus driven by a resentful Alcoholics Anonymous member.DW MegaAwful
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My hangover is so bad I feel like a thin haired woman without a wigDW MegaAwful
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My hangover is so bad I feel like black woman without weaveDW MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like getting the blue rope outDW MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like I must have Jitsu tomorrow morningMegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like every cell in my body is 50% bile 50% battery acidMegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like the woman next to me looks. Damn beer goggles.MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like Rick Waller's diarrhea after an all night indian buffetMegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like Amy Winehouse.MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like drinking meths may have been a bad ideaMegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like a double whiskeyMegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like I just got hit by DoomtrainMegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like I've had a massive erection of the past 3 days starving my brain of bloodDW MegaAwful
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My hangover is so bad I feel like every cell in my body is 50% bile 50% battery acidGreyskull67%
My hangover is so bad I feel like I must have Jitsu tomorrow morningzeugma63%
My hangover is so bad I feel like I've had a massive erection of the past 3 days starving my brain of bloodDirk Diggler58%
My hangover is so bad I feel like I just got hit by DoomtrainCloud54%
My hangover is so bad I feel like I was run over by a bus driven by a resentful Alcoholics Anonymous member.FuriousStatic53%
My hangover is so bad I feel like Amy Winehouse.Mel G52%
My hangover is so bad I feel like Rick Waller's diarrhea after an all night indian buffetWally49%
My hangover is so bad I feel like the woman next to me looks. Damn beer goggles.Faroutman49%
My hangover is so bad I feel like getting the blue rope outChristoff44%
My hangover is so bad I feel like a double whiskeyDaddy Cool37%

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