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I'm such a badass I watched a film with mild sex referencesMegaAwful
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I'm such a badass I make lions play dead when they see meMegaAwful
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I'm such a badass I flattened a steamrollerMegaAwful
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I'm such a badass I use appropriate spelling and grammar.MegaAwful
I'm such a badass I did 32 on a 30 speed limit roadMegaAwful
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I'm such a badass I use appropriate spelling and grammar.Alphonso+76%
I'm such a badass I flattened a steamrollerCreative Mafia74%
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I'm such a badass I make lions play dead when they see meCreative Mafia65%
I'm such a badass I went into a McDonalds, ordered a whopper and got oneChuck Norris59%
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I'm such a badass I killed a kittenFaroutman 44%
I'm such a badass I did 32 on a 30 speed limit roadN.Prvs44%

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