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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I gave her an amish snowplow, an angry pirate and a brown trout in the same nightMegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May on a Lads On Tour holiday to MexicoMegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I decorated the house with candles, rose petals and a military standard sex harnessMegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I made her a birthday card out of glitter, PVA glue and pubesDW MegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Michael Jackson's Doctor....MegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Eddie Murphy.MegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than no-one as I forgot to get myself a girlfriend. Again....MegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Silvio Burlisconi every dayMegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than an Egyptian president after 30 years in officeMegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than a cojoined twin with a homosexual, S&M loving brotherMegaAwful
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Robert Kubica approaching a corner too fastMegaAwful
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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than an Egyptian president after 30 years in officeToby Lerone85%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Robert Kubica approaching a corner too fastM. Schumacher 74%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I made her a birthday card out of glitter, PVA glue and pubesZoidberg74%
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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Silvio Burlisconi every daybob70%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Eddie Murphy.Rikki Sixx70%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May on a Lads On Tour holiday to MexicoSimba65%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than a cojoined twin with a homosexual, S&M loving brotherRowan60%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I decorated the house with candles, rose petals and a military standard sex harnessbob44%
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than no-one as I forgot to get myself a girlfriend. Again....Faroutman 36%

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