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I'm so old I feel like...

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I'm so old I feel like taking a ride in my horseless carriageMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like I could make Monty Burns look like a newly bornMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like I should no longer be dating 13 year oldsMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like I'm pissing a cannonball when I goMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like my colostomy bag need emptyingMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like I have the lung capacity of a small woodland creatureMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like my bones are made of breadsticksMegaAwful
I'm so old I feel like a hungover Walter BreuningDW MegaAwful

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I'm so old I feel like a hungover Walter BreuningPoostache76%
I'm so old I feel like my bones are made of breadsticksGautam65%
I'm so old I feel like I could make Monty Burns look like a newly bornLang170261%
I'm so old I feel like my colostomy bag need emptyingFarotman58%
I'm so old I feel like I have the lung capacity of a small woodland creaturebob52%
I'm so old I feel like I'm pissing a cannonball when I goJames52%
I'm so old I feel like I should no longer be dating 13 year oldsramone49%
I'm so old I feel like taking a ride in my horseless carriageArn15%

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